Things to do when you are all alone in a far away town where nobody knows you:

Thing to do No. 1: Window shopping, and if that doesn't help enough, look admiringly at the most expensive product available, ask the store manager to give you all possible schemes on it, and then tell him you will come back to get it once you get your salary.

Thing to do No.2: Go back to the store manager, tell him you got your salary, but you don't like the product anymore.

Thing to do No.3: Go to a famous restaurant, order a coffee. Sit at the table in front of the door. Stare at everybody who comes in. Most people will look away.

Thing to do NO.4: Read as many books as you can. Then sell them. Because you will need money to buy more.

Thing to do No.5: Get an internet connection. At-least you can abuse, insult, crib to, blast off your friends.

Thing to do No.6: Try to download movies on your stupid connection, then crib to anybody who will listen that the speed is too god-damn slow.

Thing to do No.7: Write weird boring posts on your blog.

Thing to do No.8: Force your friends to read them.

Thing to do No.9: Curse everything and everybody you can think about. Blame it on them that you are in such misery.

Thing to do No.10: Chat, on the phone, on the internet.

Thing to do No.11: Go to INOX. Watch back to back movies. Crib that they were sad. Find out that everybody knows that they are sad.

Thing to do No.12: Go to work on your beard.

Thing to do No.13: Watch weird movie on star movies. Watch them again when they show repeat telecasts.

Thing to do No.14: Watch Roadies. Watch Splitsvilla. Watch their repeats. Crib aloud that these are the worst things you ever saw. Then watch fast and gorgeous and take back your words. This is definitely worse.

Thing to do No.15: Jot down a list of weird things to do.Make others read it.


P.s. If u did read this, probably you are in a situation very similar to mine, so please go ahead and add on...